Unnecessary Instructions

(Also, from time to time, warnings.)

Tuesday

Stamp.

Congratulations on purchasing a stamp! The Postal Service wants you to get the most out of your investment. Please read the following directions carefully:

Affix your stamp to the top right corner of the front of your envelope. Do not affix your stamp to the inside of the envelope. Your stamp does not have to be affixed at any particular angle. Do not worry if your stamp is not straight.