Unnecessary Instructions

(Also, from time to time, warnings.)

Monday

Fork.

1. Grasp in hand.
2. Pierce food with tines.
3. Lift to mouth.
4. Remove food with teeth.
5. Repeat as necessary.

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Now you know. Text © 2006 Matthew David Brozik.